Thursday, June 25, 2009

I just want to check out!

:::Warning - Rant Coming:::

I do not want to add 2 apple pies for $1.
I do not want to sign up for your newsletter.
I do not care to give you my email address.
I do not want to ruin my credit and save 10% by signing up for a credit card.
No, I am not a priority member, and no, I do not want to sign up.
You do not need my zip code to complete this transaction.
Paper or plastic? Surprise me.
I do not have a preference of whether the receipt is with me or in the bag.

I just want to check out. And, I'd like to do it as quickly as possible, please.

:::End of Rant:::

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